Getting fresh with the Prince-cess, chapter ten

‘Lo these past 10 installments Eval Hood has been the unwitting victim of diabolical Nigerian scammer Ziva Abiya. Intent on taking her as a short-term new wife to replace the first who died in slightly sinister circumstances and get his hands on her fake inheritance, Hood has shared with his beloved how he has unwittingly been victim, both financially and physically, of fake scammer Reverend Attar. Now the good Reverend seeks to ruin the couples happiness by setting up his own fake e-mail account in her name and sending photos of someone else claiming to be the real Ziva.
Never the sharpest tool in the box, Hood has mistaken these for photos of Ziva’s fake sister who doesn’t yet exist, but might need to soon as there’s some tragic news afoot…

From: Ziva Abiya
Date: 18 December 2012 0:56:19 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood
Subject: Re: Attn Mr Eval Hood

Dear Mr Eval Hood
Listen to me finally the Girl in the picture with the man you call Attar,please that is not my sister ok,this man you call Attar is forging all the note on my behalf or my sister,I don’t have any sister for your final information ok,please stay away with that man you call Reverend Attar,He is deceiving you,please stop forwarding my Email to him ok

“Attar” also responds to Hoods e-mail about the photograph with tragic news…

From: REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Date: 18 December 14:01:38 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood, zivabiya, t****@***.com
Subject: HEED MY WORDS MY SUN, DO NOT BE DECIEVED

HERE ME NOW MY SUN , IT IS NEWS OF THE MOST SAD TERIBLE KIND BY GOD, AMEN, THAT YOUR BELPOED ziva biya HAS MET AN MOST EGREGIOUS END AT THE HANDS OF henry emanulle THAT DEVIL . PLEASD UNDERSTAND ALL YOUR EMAILS OF HER ARE FAKE NOW AND GOD, AMEN, REST HER SOLE TO IGNORE THESE EMAULS FROM henry emanuelle [name] WHO IS TRYING TO USING YOUR GOOD NAME TO SEXUALISE ORPHANS !

GOD, AMEN, HAS SMILED ON YOU AND HE WILL BLESS YOUR UNION WITH HER SISTER NOW pinta byia WHICH IS WHAT SHE WOULD HAVE WANTED FOR YOU TO COTINUE YOUR KIND DONATIONS TO OUR CHURCH AS MESAGE FROM HER BELOW:

Please i miss Pinta Abiya,be inform that my sister is now dead,from my last Email i sent to you. she is her last words to me that she wants you to be mined,and for your life together with me in your own counrtry soon in your wife
come to Senegal most promptly without contacting the address of zivabiya@yahoo.in zivabiya@yahoo.in again for your protection because the Reverand Emmanuale Henry is taking note of your privtae business for his crimes way am seen things you don’t know what you are doing ok,please your life is better then wife,,

IN MY TEARS FOR MY LOST SISTER I MUST AST YOU TO SEND URGENTLY DETAILS
1. your bank ACCOUNT number
3.your bank sort code

love
Pinta

URGENT YOU MUST RETUTN HER REQUETS TO YOU MY SUN FOR HER TO BE YOUR WIFE OR BY GOD, AMEN, SHE WILL MEET THE SAME FATE AS HER SISTER I FEAR
REV. ATTAR

“Pinta Abiya”. “pint of beer”… Heh. Anyway she’s quick to follow-up news of the death with an update on the funeral…

From: t****@***.com
Date: 18 December 2012 16:26:31 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood, zivabiya, REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Subject: Re: Attn Mr Eval Hood

Please i miss Pinta Abiya,be inform that my sister is now dead,from my last Email i sent to you and i have sent photo of her funeral which you miss.

she is her last words to me that she wants you to be mined,and for your life together with me in your own counrtry soon in your wife
come to Senegal most promptly without contacting the address of zivabiya@yahoo.in zivabiya@yahoo.in again for your protection because the Reverand Emmanuale Henry is taking note of your privtae business for his crimes
IN MY TEARS FOR MY LOST SISTER I MUST AST YOU TO SEND URGENTLY DETAILS
1. your bank ACCOUNT number
3.your bank sort code

love
Pinta

With the loss of his second true love Hood is doubtless broken up and defiantly not lining up his next vict- err… betrothed, even if her fake dead sister would have wanted it that way to ensure the money kept flowing to Attar…

From: Eval Hood, Esq.
Date: 19 December 2012 14:44:00 GMT
To: t****@***.com, zivabiya, REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Subject: Re: Attn Mr Eval Hood

Pinta, I am most egregious for your loss and hope Emanuelle Henry will be brought to justice for his crimes soon. The funeral for your sister looks to have been a great success with a huge turnout from the refugee camp in DAKAR.

The details your sister requested before her murder are as follows:
1. your bank ACCOUNT number : 814401701
3.your bank sort code – 14-32-20

Could you please send more photos of yourself at your earliest convenience, to allow me to judge if you look like my dead wife Tintin as I still have many of her clothes and had planned to ask Ziva to wear them on our honeymoon, a role obviously I would appreciate you filling after her passing.
By way of an example I would expect you to wear the dress seen in this picture of us both while making me my breakfast each morning.

Regards,
Eval Hood

Probably pushing it too far there even for the scammers’ intelligence. Original Ziva breaks off contact at that point and even one final poking by Attar displaying his mastery of Photoshop sadly fails to provoke a response…

From: REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Date: 21 December 14:01:38 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood, t****@***.com, zivabiya,
Subject: Re: Attn Mr Eval Hood

LISTEN MY SUN BY GOD, AMEN, HERE IS MOAR PICTURES OF YOUR BELOPVED ZIVA AS YOU REQUEST

REV. ATTARS

I’m not altogether sad it ended though, by the end of it I was apparently trying to scam myself, marry myself and kill myself off. I was certainly confusing myself if nothing else..!

Getting fresh with the Prince-cess, chapter nine

As we’ve discovered, Eval Hood has been in contact with a Nigerian Scammer Ziva Abiya and a fake scammer of my own invention “Reverend Attar” who, it’s been implied, brutally beat and robbed Hood during his visit to Senegal to become Zivas’ husband.
Keen to rid herself of any competition for Hoods cash, Ziva has made it clear that Attar is a fake and not to be trusted, leaving the “Reverend” to resort to trying a wedge between Ziva and Hood by telling him that her mentor was responsible for the assault and that her e-mail account has been hacked and any correspondence from her is now fake.
Luckily Attar has been able to provide fake Ziva with a new e-mail address, copying and pasting both her own words and some other scam e-mail text to construct new messages and making sure the original is copied in on them.

Now to prove it’s really Hoods betrothed Attar has sent random pictures of someone else from the internet. Since the two individuals look completely different there’s no chance of Hood being fooled by this flimsy tissue of lies, is there..?

From: Eval Hood, Esq.
Date: 14 December 2012 15:10:18 GMT
To: REVEREND FATHER ATTAR, zivabiya, t****@***.com
Subject: Re: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

Ziva, thank you for the pictures proving your love. Are they of your sister? It seems strange there is not more resemblance between you. Does your sister have an e-mail address, I would like to contact her too…
I will make plans to fly to your country as soon a possible with the $50,000 the embassy require for us to marry. Meanwhile here are the details as requested:

1.FULL NAME………………………………….Eval Hood
2.TELEPHONE NUMBERS/MOBILE…………………….07791 421927
TELEPHONE NUMBERS…………………………….07791 421927
4.YOUR AGE…………………………………..69
5.YOUR OCCUPATION…………………………….actor
6.YOUR COUNTRY……………………………….United Kingdom
7.YOUR HOME ADDRESS…………………………..6 Sovereign Court, Graham Street, Birmingham, B1 3JR United Kingdom
8.YOUR INT’l PASSPORT…………………………800040055

I knew the earlier e-mail saying you would not be my wife must have been faked by Henry Emmanuelle as we could never deny the love we have for each other.

Mwah-ah-ah,
Eval Hood

Oh. Oh, Hood. You moron. It’s not supposed to be her sister, it’s supposed to be her…
Also, you Hood you dog, it reads like you’re trying to crack onto this sister who doesn’t exist too. Still real Ziva must be furious. Reverend Attar has got more personal details out of him in two days than she got in all these weeks.

From: Ziva Abiya
Date: 14 December 2012 19:26:55 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood
Subject: Attn Mr Eval Hood

Attn Mr Eval Hood
Please i miss Ziva Abiya,be inform that i have no any sister,so go back to the first Email i sent to you then you will fine out that the picture is not mined,and for your life sake don’t ever come to Senegal without contacting the police of Senegal for your protection because the way am seen things you don’t know what you are doing ok,please your life is better then wife,,

those Emails you are receiving is not from me,those are the people that planing against your Arriver,LAST WRONGING DON’T TRY TO COME TO SENEGAL WITHOUT SECURITY

SEE MY PIC OK THOSE PIC YOU RECEIVE IS NOT MY SISTER I HAVE NO BODY OK

Same picture as before. Meh. 0/10 for effort, but at least the scammer is consistent. But all this has done is make Hood confused…

From: Eval Hood, Esq.
Date: 17 December 2012 13:58:00 GMT
To: zivabiya, t****@***.com, REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Subject: Re: Attn Mr Eval Hood

I do not understand Sweet Ziva, who is this in the picture with you and Reverend Attar if she is not your sister?!?

Eval

“Ziva” gets her second face lift as Hood sends a picture found during a Google Image search for 80’s/90’s American hip hop rap artists Salt-N-Pepa.  How will she react..?

Getting fresh with the Prince-cess, chapter eight

Following a pretend stay in hospital after a fake violent robbery in Senegal Eval Hood has resumed communications with scammer Ziva Abiya little realising that it’s my own fake scammer Reverend Father Attar who had him beaten and stole his fictitious money!   Despite warnings from the real scammer that he was in danger Hood has continued to maintain contact with them both, but he’s all business now.  This false brush with mortality has clearly changed him, so it’s time for him to confront Reverend Attar:

From: Eval Hood, Esq.
Date: 12 December 2012 11:11:34 GMT
To: REVEREND FATHER ATTAR, zivabiya
Subject: Re: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

Father Attar, my beloved Ziva charges you that are working against me as per the below. Have you obtained my money by deception as she implies?

Angrily,
E. Hood

At this point “Reverend Attar” has to drive a wedge between Ziva and Hood. What better way than to imply that her e-mail account has been hacked by scammers and she’s now the fake? Well… Probably loads of ways, if not ‘better’ then certainly much less confusing…

From: REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Date: 12 December 14:01:38 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood, zivabiya
Subject: HEED MY WORDS MY SUN, DO NOT BE DECIEVED

EVAL HOOD BY GOD, AMEN, AS MY WITNESS TO THR TRUTH , KNOW THAT THE FAKE REV. HENRY HAS SEIZED YOUR BELOVED ZIVAS E-MAIL AND AL COMMUNICATIONS ARE FAKE FROM HIS HAND AND NOT HERSELF. REST ASSURED THAT SHE IS UNDER ME IN PROTECTION AND I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM HER FOR YOU TO PROOF

Good day to you Sir and thanks for your email. In fact i am happy reading from you mail, as I understand that you have agreed to help me escape the fake Reverand Henry Emmanulele. I am fearful that, i can’t go back to my country again because i don’t trust any one there again.
I fear that, Henry Emanualle may now plan for my death . I am right here in Senegal and i have need of you to come to me with funds to leave this place here. I have also contacted the embassey of your country, in which they assure me to know that, i can be your legal wife by marriage if you fly to here with $50,000usd for the administration fees and paperworks. Or that, they said that, i most submit your full banking account details where the $2,000usd will be transferred from you, to they bank and your full contact addresses telephone and fax and postal address, together with a nomination letter from me, before they bank will transfer you the total funds. Please send me your data’s as requested, to enable me forward to the bank immediately, so that they bank will start the immediate transferring of the funds to your account soonest.
My Pictures attached as follow to proof my love,

data’s as requested

1.FULL NAME………………………………….
2.TELEPHONE NUMBERS/MOBILE…………………….
TELEPHONE NUMBERS…………………………….
4.YOUR AGE…………………………………..
5.YOUR OCCUPATION…………………………….
6.YOUR COUNTRY……………………………….
7.YOUR HOME ADDRESS…………………………..
8.YOUR INT’l PASSPORT…………………………

I am so happy to know you and will be awaiting for your reply soon.

Yours Truly,
Ms Ziva Byia,

PLEASE HURRY TO COMPLY AND DO NOT E-MAIL YOUR BELOVED AT YAHOO.IN AS THE FAKE REV. HENRY WILL NOW YOUR BUSINESS AGAIN BUT I WILL GIVE HER A NEW E-MAIL ADDRES t****@***.com FOR YOU TO USE ONLY

REVREND ATTAR

Diabolical ingenuity!
He’s copy and pasted both her own words and some other scam e-mail text to construct a new message. And copied her in to provoke a response.

From: Ziva Abiya
Date: 13 December 2012 3:42:35 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood
Subject: Re: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

Hello Dear
Listen to me this mail may be the last email i will send to you regarding this fake Issue,Mr Eval Hood stop wasting your time with the fake Father Attar whatever you call it,I am sick and tired of all this fake fake news,i don’t need your help any more because you don’t know what you are doing ok you don’t know those people you are dealing with call Father Attar,so please any other email you may receive from any one be inform am not involve,ok finally stop emailing me ok

Hood’s a smart guy though, he’s not going to be fooled by this flimsy tissue of lies from Reverend Attar, especially given that the new photos of “Ziva” sent by him are of someone completely different…  Is he..?

Getting fresh with the Prince-cess, chapter seven

For the past month Eval Hood has been communicating regularly with the scammer Ziva Abiya and her partner Reverend Father Emmanuel Henry and keeping them both informed of his pretend dealings with Reverend Father Attar.  Now following a fake violent visit to Dakar he hasn’t been in contact for two weeks prompting my fake scammer to follow-up on why his imaginary cash flow has stopped, copying in the real scammer…

From: REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Date: 7 december 16:25:16 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood, zivabiya
Subject: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

HOOD MY SUN, I HAVE HEARD WORD OF YOUR EGREGIOUS INJURIES SUFFERED DURING YOUR TRIP TO OUR COUNTRY AND SUBSEQUANT HOSPITALISATION AT THE HANDS OF THE BADDEST OF MEN. BY GOD, AMEN, I HAVE RECIEVED DURING CONFESSIONAL INFORMATION THAT THESE EVIL DEMONS OF THE FLESH WERE SENT BY THE FAKE REV. EMMANUEL HENRY TO PREVENT YOU TAKING YOUR BELOVED WOMAN FROM THIS PLACE AWAY FROM HIS VILE MANIPULATIONS AND MAKING HER DO THE WICKED THINGS OF THE FLESH TO HIM, IN THE NAME OF GOD, AMEN, DO NOT FORGIVE HIM AND HE WILL BURN IN THE HELL FOR HIS CRIMES AGAINST YOUR BODY.
YOUR KIND GIFT OF MONIES $150,000usd WAS STOLEN BY HIS WICKEDNESS TO BUY ORPHANS FROM THE MILITA FORCES TO INJECT HIM WITH DRUGS AND WAS NOT RECIEVED BUT MY SUN I ASK GOD, AMEN, HOW THE REFUGES IN MY DAKAR CHRISTAIN CAMP CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT IT. PREY YOU WILL BE WELL SOON TO RETURN ONCE MORE TO OUR COUNTRY WITH MORE MONIES AND RESCUE ziva abyia FROM HIM AS I HAVE HERD HER TEARS AND CRIES AS HE CHASES HER AROUND HIS TENT WITH HIS NAKEDNESS AGAINST HER WILL AND GOD, AMEN.
REVRAND E ATTAR

Poor Hood!  These last couple of weeks he’s been in hospital after being mugged at the airport and having all his money stolen by “Reverand” Attar’s men.  I’d have sent grapes if I’d known.  I wonder how his beloved will react..?

From: Ziva Abiya
Date: 8 December 2012 00:10:16 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood
Subject: LAST WARNING THINK ABOUT YOUR SELF OK

Listen to me
So you r so stupid as such,oh am sorry ok,because you don’t know whom you r communicating call REVEREND FATHER ATTAR i rather advise you to think about your self ok and be inform that i have found some one who will help me out so stop wasting your time with those your Gang call   REVEREND FATHER ATTAR,LAST WARNING THINK ABOUT YOUR SELF OK

Not exactly the outpouring of grief I expected, but I imagine she’s just trying to put a brave face on it.  It’d definitely affecting her though as the next e-mail is a bit of a non-sequitur:

From: Ziva Abiya
Date: 8 December 2012 00:11:21 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood
Subject: Fw: Re: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

Your Gang write up,

Hood finally recovers enough to resume contact, but clearly all that time in recovery has made him  he start to get suspicious…

From: Eval Hood, Esq.
Date: 11 December 2012 09:39:25 GMT
To: zivabiya, REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Subject: Re: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

Dearest Ziva, forgive me my lack of response, however I have only just returned to my country after being released from hospital in Senegal due to an unprovoked attack and robbery on my person suffered on arrival in your country.

Whomever the gang of men were they seemed to know of the $190,000 I would be carrying on my person as a gift for the Christian Ministry and to fund your own enterprise, however the authorities say they are unable to pursue the matter and so they will remain unpunished.

I do not understand your messages sent during my hospitalization though.  I have included my correspondence with the Reverand Father below, he seems genuinely concerned about my well-being after the attack, yet I trust you when you write that he is not being entirely honest with me.

Father Attar, please explain the tone of your messages to Ziva.
What is a “MAGA”?  I do not understand.
How can these men have known of our private arrangements??
Why do you say Ziva is “NO REAL WOMAN”???
How can you say you have heard Zivas tears as the fake Emmanuel Henry chases her around his tent when she says she does not know you????
Why were you not at the airport to meet me as arranged?????

Yours in pain,
Eval Hood

Ziva doesn’t miss the opportunity to sling some mud on the fake Reverend, and it looks like she might have another fish on the hook, but greed and the slight possibility of some extra money is preventing her from totally walking away…

From: Ziva Abiya
Date: 11 December 2012 12:35:30 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood
Subject: Fw: Re: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

Dearest
Am so sorry but be inform that something went wrong with you ok,listen to me try to know those people you call Father Attar,there are only working against you,and finally i have fine someone who will help me out ok,but be careful ok

Attar replies:

From: REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Date: 11 December 15:59:24 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood, zivabiya
Subject: Re: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

HOOD, MY SUN, IT IS GOOD THAT YOU ARE RECOVERED BY THE WILL OF GOD, AMEN, AND WILL BE ABLE TO RESUME YOUR DONATIONS TO MY CHARITY BECAUSE MY SUN YOUR BEL;OVED ziva biya AND OTHERS IN THE CAMP ARE STARVING AND NEED YOUR MONIES URGENTLY.

THE FAKE REVERANDE HENRY HAS BEEN SHOUTING ROUND THEY CAMP THAT HE WAS THE MEN WHO DID THE BEATING AND THEFT OF YOUR PERSONS IN OUR COUNTRY, SO IT IS HIM WHO HAS TOLD THEM ALL THE CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION OF YOUR DEALINGS I THINK . BUT MY SUN, AS GOD, AMEN, IS WITNESS KNOW NOW THAT THE CHURCH E-MAIL WHICH I AM USING WAS HACKED BY THE AGENTS OF HENRY EMANUELLE AND HE HAS SENT FAKE MESSAGES TO YOUR BELOVED WOMAN IN MY NAME AND DID WAY LAY MY PERSON AS I JOURNEYED TO THE AIRPORT TO MET YOU FOR HIS OWN ENDS.
A MAGA IS A WORD OF CURSING HERE , BUT MY SUN, AS A MAN OF THE CLOTHE I WOULD NOT KNOW SUCH A TERM OR USE IT TO ANOTHER CHRISTAIN BY GOID, AMEN.
YOUR BELOVED WANTS YOU TO RETURN TO OUR COUNTRY TO TAKE HER FROM THE CLUTCHES OF THSE MEN OF REV. HENRY . HE CONFUSES HER WITH HIS DRUGS AND EVEN IF SHE IS WELL KNOWN TO ME SHE WILL FORGET BECAUSE OF HIS WICKEDNESS MINISTRATIONS ON HER NAKED BODY . PREY TO GOD, AMEN, YOU WILL SOON DELIVER HER ENOUGH CASH MONIES THROUGH ME TO SAVE HER SOON .
REVERENED ATTARS

Straight forward enough then.  Let’s see if next time we can’t complex this up a bit…

Getting fresh with the Prince-cess, chapter six

Huzzah!  After repeated attempts to convince the real scammer that someone else was trying to muscle in on her action, finally my upcoming visit and requirement to meet the fictitious Ms. Abiya seems to have caused a panicked flurry of activity… 

From: Rev.Emmanuel Henry
Date: 22 November 2012 11:07:35 GMT
To: Eval Hood, Esq.
Subject: REVEREND FATHER EMMANUEL HENRY

MY SON MAY THE BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN,
WELL SON BY THE GRACE OF GOD WHOM I SERVE THAT MAKE THIS HEAVEN AND EARTH I I WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INFORM YOU THAT I RECEIVE THE  MAILS WHICH YOU SENT TO ME SINCE YESTERDAY, AS A MATTER OF FACTS I HAVE READ THE MAIL AND I COME TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN ALL THIS WHILE,DEAR SON AM SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT IT WILL BE A WAST FOR YOU TO COME DOWN TO DAKAR WITHOUT SETTLE THINGS FIRST,AND AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT THE REVEREND FATHER YOU R TELLING ME ABOUT I DON’T KNOW THE PERSON AND I HOPE YOU ARE NOT MAKING MISTAKE SOMEWHERE,HOWEVER IF YOU COME TO DAKAR YOU WILL NOT MEET YOUR PARTNER BASED ON THE AUTHORITY OF THIS CAMP,WITHOUT YOUR PARTNER HAVING A PASSPORT THAT BEAR HER NAME AND PICTURE,SO IS BETTER THAT YOU PLAN ON HOW YOUR PARTNER WILL HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT FIRST BEFOR YOU COMING TO MEET HER IN PERSON AND BE INFORM YOUR PARTNER TOLD ME THAT SHE DO NOT HAVE YOUR INFORMATION AND I SO HOW CAN IT BE POSSIBLE ? NO NO MY SON,I CAN’T SUPPORT YOU TO WAST YOUR MONEY TO COME DOWN TO SENEGAL WITHOUT ARRANGE THINGS WELL,

I PRAY THAT THE GOOD LORD THAT I SERVE WILL GIVE YOU THE SPIRIT OF UNDERSTANDING AND ALSO BE WITH YOUR GOING OUT AND COMING IN, IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER AND THE SON AMEN,MAY THE LORD BE WITH YOU,

REVEREND FATHER EMMANUEL HENRY

In an attempt to stir things up my fake minister, casts doubts about the authenticity of their fake minister…

From: REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Date: 22 November 2012 13:03:31 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood
Subject: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

BY GOD, AMEN, MY SUN HOOD TAKE CAUTION WITH THIS MAN REV. EMMANUEL HENRY IN YOUR COMMUNICATION BECAUSE HE IS NOT KNOW TO ME AS A MEMBER OF THIS PARISH UNDER GOD, AMEN ! YOU MUST NOT SEND HIM ANY MONIES ON HIS DEMANDS AS HE DOES NOT HAVE THE CARE OF YOUR BELOVED WIFE TO BE ABYIA AS HE SAYS.  NO MAN OF GOD, AMEN, WOIULD HAVE ENTERTAIN A CHRISTIAN YOUNG LADY IN PRIVATE IN HIS QUARTERS AS YOU SAY IFEAR THAT THIS MAN IS IMPOSTER AND HAS TAKEN FAVOURS OF SEXUAL NATURES FROM MS. ZIVA AND SEEKS ONLY TO OBTAIN YOUR MONIES BY DECEIPT FOR HIS OWN ENDS!!!
I PRAY GOD, AMEN, WILL GIVE YOU UNDERSTANDING OF THIS MATTER MOST SERIOUS

FATHER ATTAR

But the real scammers don’t want me talking to anyone else and are still deeply concerned I’m turning up and they won’t have any Ziva to show me…

From: Ziva Abiya
Date: 22 November 2012 16:44:15 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood
Subject: TRY TO UNDERSTAND MY FILLINGS

Hello my Darling
I hope you are doing well over there in your country and your family as i wish,dear i do not really understand your plan towards me,listen to me in this my cause or situation whatever discoursion must be with me not any other person and be away that i can’t just joined you as you think, you can’t take my cause to any body i did not know, and please try to know the people you are communicating with about me ok,if really you want to help me out or married then you have to follo my simple instruction,you must know only the people i introducd you to not any other person or whatever,the simple things i ask you for you did not do any one even call me on phone you did not,your information i do not have,do you think you can just come and carry me out in that way am sorry am afraid ok

Time to kick this reverse scam up a notch:

From: Eval Hood, Esq.
Date: 23 November 2012 12:52:07 GMT
To: zivabiya
Subject: Re: TRY TO UNDERSTAND MY FILLINGS

Ziva, my flight departs at 14:00 today after which I will be out of contact until we meet.

On arrival in your country this evening, my good friend Reverend Father Zaheya E. Atta will escort me to you and allow me to remove you from the clutches of the sex pest Emmanuel Henry, who he assures me is a fake minister and not a member of his church.

Having sent Father Atta substantial sums of money over the past few months, he has proven to be a man of his word and I trust him implicitly and urge you to do the same.

Mwah-a-ha
Eval Hood

Which I also forward onto my fake minister:

From: Eval Hood, Esq.
Date: 23 November 2012 12:55:09 GMT
To: REVEREND FATHER ATTAR, zivabiya
Subject: Fwd: TRY TO UNDERSTAND MY FILLINGS

Father Attar my friend, please contact Ms. Ziva and offer her your reassurances in this matter…

Regards,
Eval Hood

My fake minister’s attempts to reassure her leave something to be desired, but you can’t fault his honesty…

From: REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Date: 23 November 2012 13:25:13 GMT
To: zivabiya
Subject: Re: Fwd: TRY TO UNDERSTAND MY FILLINGS

STAY OFF MY MAGA !
EVAL HOOD DIS DEY MY MAGA NOW! STAY OFF!
I TEL HIM YOU REVERAND DEMENTED GOAT LOVER HOW YOU LIKE DIS OK ???????????

STOP SAYIN TO HIM NO COME ! ME AND DE BOYS WILL GRET THIS MAGA AND ROLL HIM OVA AT AIRPORT .YOU GUYMAN NO REAL WOMAN OR ME SPLIT YOU CASH FOR JIG-JIGGY!!! HAAAAWWW!!!

BY

Ziva is quick to forward the above on to let me know what type of fake person I’m dealing with, but she’s too late, Hood is already on the plane on his way to be greeted at the airport by Father Attar and his boys!!!

From: Ziva Abiya
Date: 23 November 2012 15:40:22 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood
Subject: Fw: Re: Fwd: TRY TO UNDERSTAND MY FILLINGS

Hello Dear
Am now satisfied because i have know the kind of people you r communicating with listen to me are you coming to Senegal because of who ?  me or those your Ganges am so sorry ok read below  and get back to me ok?????????????

But her warnings are too late.  Poor Hood is about to suffer painfully at the hands of these fake unscrupulous criminals I’ve invented.  So badly he’ll need to spend some time in imaginary hospital!