Reasons to hate Reading #6

I was already entirely aware that the taps in the toilet in Thames Valley Park have two settings.  “Off” and “spraying the water into the sink under such pressure it splashes back up, inevitably around your waist, soaking your shirt”.  I suppose if I were slightly taller that’d be worse as the water would hit at crotch height which is just the look you’re going for when returning to your desk from the bathrooms.

Since I was now fully prepared for either these hand washing related possibilities, it seems the building has taken it as a challenge and upped its game appropriately, offering a third tap option to trip up the unwary:

Woe betide any poor soul who falls foul of the perfect storm combination of the above AND the high pressure deflecting spray.  They’ll probably drown in there…

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