Getting fresh with the Prince-cess, chapter seven

For the past month Eval Hood has been communicating regularly with the scammer Ziva Abiya and her partner Reverend Father Emmanuel Henry and keeping them both informed of his pretend dealings with Reverend Father Attar.  Now following a fake violent visit to Dakar he hasn’t been in contact for two weeks prompting my fake scammer to follow-up on why his imaginary cash flow has stopped, copying in the real scammer…

From: REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Date: 7 december 16:25:16 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood, zivabiya
Subject: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

HOOD MY SUN, I HAVE HEARD WORD OF YOUR EGREGIOUS INJURIES SUFFERED DURING YOUR TRIP TO OUR COUNTRY AND SUBSEQUANT HOSPITALISATION AT THE HANDS OF THE BADDEST OF MEN. BY GOD, AMEN, I HAVE RECIEVED DURING CONFESSIONAL INFORMATION THAT THESE EVIL DEMONS OF THE FLESH WERE SENT BY THE FAKE REV. EMMANUEL HENRY TO PREVENT YOU TAKING YOUR BELOVED WOMAN FROM THIS PLACE AWAY FROM HIS VILE MANIPULATIONS AND MAKING HER DO THE WICKED THINGS OF THE FLESH TO HIM, IN THE NAME OF GOD, AMEN, DO NOT FORGIVE HIM AND HE WILL BURN IN THE HELL FOR HIS CRIMES AGAINST YOUR BODY.
YOUR KIND GIFT OF MONIES $150,000usd WAS STOLEN BY HIS WICKEDNESS TO BUY ORPHANS FROM THE MILITA FORCES TO INJECT HIM WITH DRUGS AND WAS NOT RECIEVED BUT MY SUN I ASK GOD, AMEN, HOW THE REFUGES IN MY DAKAR CHRISTAIN CAMP CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT IT. PREY YOU WILL BE WELL SOON TO RETURN ONCE MORE TO OUR COUNTRY WITH MORE MONIES AND RESCUE ziva abyia FROM HIM AS I HAVE HERD HER TEARS AND CRIES AS HE CHASES HER AROUND HIS TENT WITH HIS NAKEDNESS AGAINST HER WILL AND GOD, AMEN.
REVRAND E ATTAR

Poor Hood!  These last couple of weeks he’s been in hospital after being mugged at the airport and having all his money stolen by “Reverand” Attar’s men.  I’d have sent grapes if I’d known.  I wonder how his beloved will react..?

From: Ziva Abiya
Date: 8 December 2012 00:10:16 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood
Subject: LAST WARNING THINK ABOUT YOUR SELF OK

Listen to me
So you r so stupid as such,oh am sorry ok,because you don’t know whom you r communicating call REVEREND FATHER ATTAR i rather advise you to think about your self ok and be inform that i have found some one who will help me out so stop wasting your time with those your Gang call   REVEREND FATHER ATTAR,LAST WARNING THINK ABOUT YOUR SELF OK

Not exactly the outpouring of grief I expected, but I imagine she’s just trying to put a brave face on it.  It’d definitely affecting her though as the next e-mail is a bit of a non-sequitur:

From: Ziva Abiya
Date: 8 December 2012 00:11:21 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood
Subject: Fw: Re: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

Your Gang write up,

Hood finally recovers enough to resume contact, but clearly all that time in recovery has made him  he start to get suspicious…

From: Eval Hood, Esq.
Date: 11 December 2012 09:39:25 GMT
To: zivabiya, REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Subject: Re: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

Dearest Ziva, forgive me my lack of response, however I have only just returned to my country after being released from hospital in Senegal due to an unprovoked attack and robbery on my person suffered on arrival in your country.

Whomever the gang of men were they seemed to know of the $190,000 I would be carrying on my person as a gift for the Christian Ministry and to fund your own enterprise, however the authorities say they are unable to pursue the matter and so they will remain unpunished.

I do not understand your messages sent during my hospitalization though.  I have included my correspondence with the Reverand Father below, he seems genuinely concerned about my well-being after the attack, yet I trust you when you write that he is not being entirely honest with me.

Father Attar, please explain the tone of your messages to Ziva.
What is a “MAGA”?  I do not understand.
How can these men have known of our private arrangements??
Why do you say Ziva is “NO REAL WOMAN”???
How can you say you have heard Zivas tears as the fake Emmanuel Henry chases her around his tent when she says she does not know you????
Why were you not at the airport to meet me as arranged?????

Yours in pain,
Eval Hood

Ziva doesn’t miss the opportunity to sling some mud on the fake Reverend, and it looks like she might have another fish on the hook, but greed and the slight possibility of some extra money is preventing her from totally walking away…

From: Ziva Abiya
Date: 11 December 2012 12:35:30 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood
Subject: Fw: Re: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

Dearest
Am so sorry but be inform that something went wrong with you ok,listen to me try to know those people you call Father Attar,there are only working against you,and finally i have fine someone who will help me out ok,but be careful ok

Attar replies:

From: REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Date: 11 December 15:59:24 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood, zivabiya
Subject: Re: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

HOOD, MY SUN, IT IS GOOD THAT YOU ARE RECOVERED BY THE WILL OF GOD, AMEN, AND WILL BE ABLE TO RESUME YOUR DONATIONS TO MY CHARITY BECAUSE MY SUN YOUR BEL;OVED ziva biya AND OTHERS IN THE CAMP ARE STARVING AND NEED YOUR MONIES URGENTLY.

THE FAKE REVERANDE HENRY HAS BEEN SHOUTING ROUND THEY CAMP THAT HE WAS THE MEN WHO DID THE BEATING AND THEFT OF YOUR PERSONS IN OUR COUNTRY, SO IT IS HIM WHO HAS TOLD THEM ALL THE CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION OF YOUR DEALINGS I THINK . BUT MY SUN, AS GOD, AMEN, IS WITNESS KNOW NOW THAT THE CHURCH E-MAIL WHICH I AM USING WAS HACKED BY THE AGENTS OF HENRY EMANUELLE AND HE HAS SENT FAKE MESSAGES TO YOUR BELOVED WOMAN IN MY NAME AND DID WAY LAY MY PERSON AS I JOURNEYED TO THE AIRPORT TO MET YOU FOR HIS OWN ENDS.
A MAGA IS A WORD OF CURSING HERE , BUT MY SUN, AS A MAN OF THE CLOTHE I WOULD NOT KNOW SUCH A TERM OR USE IT TO ANOTHER CHRISTAIN BY GOID, AMEN.
YOUR BELOVED WANTS YOU TO RETURN TO OUR COUNTRY TO TAKE HER FROM THE CLUTCHES OF THSE MEN OF REV. HENRY . HE CONFUSES HER WITH HIS DRUGS AND EVEN IF SHE IS WELL KNOWN TO ME SHE WILL FORGET BECAUSE OF HIS WICKEDNESS MINISTRATIONS ON HER NAKED BODY . PREY TO GOD, AMEN, YOU WILL SOON DELIVER HER ENOUGH CASH MONIES THROUGH ME TO SAVE HER SOON .
REVERENED ATTARS

Straight forward enough then.  Let’s see if next time we can’t complex this up a bit…

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