Getting fresh with the Prince-cess, chapter nine

As we’ve discovered, Eval Hood has been in contact with a Nigerian Scammer Ziva Abiya and a fake scammer of my own invention “Reverend Attar” who, it’s been implied, brutally beat and robbed Hood during his visit to Senegal to become Zivas’ husband.
Keen to rid herself of any competition for Hoods cash, Ziva has made it clear that Attar is a fake and not to be trusted, leaving the “Reverend” to resort to trying a wedge between Ziva and Hood by telling him that her mentor was responsible for the assault and that her e-mail account has been hacked and any correspondence from her is now fake.
Luckily
Attar has been able to provide fake Ziva with a new e-mail address, copying and pasting both her own words and some other scam e-mail text to construct new messages and making sure the original is copied in on them.

Now to prove it’s really Hoods betrothed Attar has sent random pictures of someone else from the internet. Since the two individuals look completely different there’s no chance of Hood being fooled by this flimsy tissue of lies, is there..?

From: Eval Hood, Esq.
Date: 14 December 2012 15:10:18 GMT
To: REVEREND FATHER ATTAR, zivabiya, t****@***.com
Subject: Re: BLESSING OF THE LORD GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN

Ziva, thank you for the pictures proving your love. Are they of your sister? It seems strange there is not more resemblance between you. Does your sister have an e-mail address, I would like to contact her too…
I will make plans to fly to your country as soon a possible with the $50,000 the embassy require for us to marry. Meanwhile here are the details as requested:

1.FULL NAME………………………………….Eval Hood
2.TELEPHONE NUMBERS/MOBILE…………………….07791 421927
TELEPHONE NUMBERS…………………………….07791 421927
4.YOUR AGE…………………………………..69
5.YOUR OCCUPATION…………………………….actor
6.YOUR COUNTRY……………………………….United Kingdom
7.YOUR HOME ADDRESS…………………………..6 Sovereign Court, Graham Street, Birmingham, B1 3JR United Kingdom
8.YOUR INT’l PASSPORT…………………………800040055

I knew the earlier e-mail saying you would not be my wife must have been faked by Henry Emmanuelle as we could never deny the love we have for each other.

Mwah-ah-ah,
Eval Hood

Oh. Oh, Hood. You moron. It’s not supposed to be her sister, it’s supposed to be her…
Also, you Hood you dog, it reads like you’re trying to crack onto this sister who doesn’t exist too. Still real Ziva must be furious. Reverend Attar has got more personal details out of him in two days than she got in all these weeks.

From: Ziva Abiya
Date: 14 December 2012 19:26:55 GMT
To: Esq.Eval Hood
Subject: Attn Mr Eval Hood

Attn Mr Eval Hood
Please i miss Ziva Abiya,be inform that i have no any sister,so go back to the first Email i sent to you then you will fine out that the picture is not mined,and for your life sake don’t ever come to Senegal without contacting the police of Senegal for your protection because the way am seen things you don’t know what you are doing ok,please your life is better then wife,,

those Emails you are receiving is not from me,those are the people that planing against your Arriver,LAST WRONGING DON’T TRY TO COME TO SENEGAL WITHOUT SECURITY

SEE MY PIC OK THOSE PIC YOU RECEIVE IS NOT MY SISTER I HAVE NO BODY OK
ziva

Same picture as before. Meh. 0/10 for effort, but at least the scammer is consistent. But all this has done is make Hood confused…

From: Eval Hood, Esq.
Date: 17 December 2012 13:58:00 GMT
To: zivabiya, t****@***.com, REVEREND FATHER ATTAR
Subject: Re: Attn Mr Eval Hood

I do not understand Sweet Ziva, who is this in the picture with you and Reverend Attar if she is not your sister?!?
sisters2
Eval

“Ziva” gets her second face lift as Hood sends a picture found during a Google Image search for 80’s/90’s American hip hop rap artists Salt-N-Pepa.  How will she react..?

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