Reasons to ha-ha at Reading #12

 Everyone’s invited to my Hosepipe party…… except anyone in southern and eastern England obviously, which would include all my friends in Shithole-Reading.

HAHAHA! Look! The joke with the picture is I’m not only using my hose this morning while they’re all banned from doing so, but I’m actually washing the hose because it looked a bit dirty. In fact, I may have forgotten to turn it off when I left the house this morning!

Anyone need a swimming pool filled..?